GROUP 101 ORLANDO – WAVE 3
FOR MONTH 1 – MARCH 6TH, 2005 SCREENING THEME: “NO ALOHA HERE”
Composition: Elizabeth Anne
Funkybuttmonkeemusic, INC (BMI) 2001
Screenplay intro 2005
** Audio Script during credits – no images – black screen with caption titles. **
** Background audio - audience rumble **
“Next up on the open-mic we have a special treat for all you spoken-word artist fans.”
Traveling all the way from Uranus, please welco -
ARTIST:
(Whisper) “umm, actually I’m from Saturn”
ANNOUNCER:
(Whisper) “oh, my bad”
“Traveling all the way from Saturn, please welcome, “DonKae”!
ARTIST:
(Sarcastic tone) Well, really there’s no introductions needed, I actually … I…
(crowd continues to rumble – paying no attention to entertainer on stage)
“E’hem…. Excuse me…. I’m performing for you people! Pay attention please…”
** Credits fade out – images with puppet begin (continue through to end of film).
Each sentence of the verses shows a separate background image, while
‘DonKae’ mimics (lip-synchs) each sentence in the fore-ground. * *
** Music score and vocal recording begin (continue through to end of film).**
Okay, forgive me,
This is getting tiresome
I mean, really, what don't you see
There's no real reason why
I say what I want to say
For some reason
you're not impressed
Am I supposed to try
To discern whatever you're thinking
If I have to explain it further
I swear, I may cry
There is no breath between words
There is no moment of silence
There's just me, myself and I
I'm self centered
My selfish agony
You're in my world
Act accordingly
I'm self centered
My ANGRY agony
You're in my world
Act a chord -
ACT 2 INTERMISSION
(to the tune of "I'm A Little Tea-Pot")
Oh… I'm a spastic colon, short and stout
Hear my complaint and watch me pout
When my dilemma's been worked out
I'll find something else to whine about
I'm sorry to interrupt you,
But please, I'm so good at it
Let me insist
If I could just take a moment
Of your precious, valuable time
It won't be missed
I need to address
an issue with you
It's become a problem,
understand,
I'm pissed
I'll just tell you my thoughts
And when I'm done, I'll walk away
I'd rather not discuss this
I'm self centered
My selfish agony
You're in my world
Act accordingly
ACT 1 VERSE 2
Excuse me, again, I'm sorry
Perhaps you didn't hear
Awww...
The first time's always dear...
Maybe I didn't make myself clear
It's not you we're discussing here
My agenda is personally geared
I'm self centered
My CLUELESS agony
You're in my world
Act accordingly
Sorry to interrupt, AGAIN
But I still don't quite think you see
There is no I in T E A M
There is no YOU or WE
There is no
`me caring about what you're thinking'
Unless it's about what
you're thinking about me
There is no intelligent conversation
There is no sudden realization
There is no breath between words, PLEASE!
There is no moment of silence!
This is not about you and I
It's all about me
I'm self centered
My sick philosophy
You're in my world
Act accordingly
I'm self centered
My SELFISH agony
You're in my world
You act accordingly
** Images with puppet continue,
credits begin caption
over top of visuals **
I'm self centered (I'm self centered)
I'm self centered (I'm self centered)
I'm self centered (I'm self centered)
My SELFISH agony
You're in my world
You act accordingly
** Visual begins to fade to black **
I'm self centered (I'm self centered)
That's how it's got to be
You're in my wor...
** Screen fades to black, final credits continue scrolling across screen **
Hey … Hey Dude... where you going?
You guessed it! Just one.
I stand still, and the world’s revolve,
** Final Credit Image - Company Logo **
WEEEEE!
** Music Ends - Logo Fades - Audio: Extremely loud BURP **
BURP!
(softly) “Oh, excuse me”
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